Ooga Booga

Father. Husband. Patriot. Rock Smasher

[Ooga Booga @Meanderthalus]

Christ is King

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Ooga Booga @Meanderthalus]

@CYPHERGOESWILD @ConsoomerLs A lot of employers now will have you sign an 18 month non compete agreement before you’re actually “employed”

[Ooga Booga @Meanderthalus]

@TobyTurner Your mom

[🅅 @kookoudge]

#PortfolioDay
Hello I draw chunky boys in power armor

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[JD™ @LostMyHats]

We worship an ethnic Hebrew who preferred to go by an intentionally universal title, “Son of Man,” who decreed the destruction of the Jewish Temple (Matthew 24:2), personally ended kosher law (Mark 7:19), retired the Old Covenant and gave us a new one in His own blood (Hebrews 8:13, Luke 22:20), called the founders of modern Judaism ‘sons of the devil’ (John 8:44), said that anyone who denies Him rejects Moses (John 5:46-47), and their Synagogue worships the devil (Revelation 2:9, 3:9).

Then His hand-chosen Apostles taught that God no longer sees people as Jews or Gentiles (Galatians 3:28, Colossians 3:11), that believers in Jesus are children of Abraham (Galatians 3:7), that unbelieving Jews are not (Romans 9:6-8), and referred to the Church as the circumcised (Philippians 3:3), as His chosen nation (1 Peter 2:9), and as the ‘Israel of God’ (Galatians 6:16).

The Book was written by the Holy Ghost (2 Peter 1:21), with multiple books written by non-Jewish hands (Luke/Acts), for the benefit of all men (2 Timothy 3:16-17). And the BIG REVEAL of the whole Book is that Jesus came to save the goyim (Ephesians 3:6).

Stop trying to turn the Son of God into your tribal bush deity and some simp mascot for a desert war cult. He’s the King of Kings. Have some respect.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[Ooga Booga @Meanderthalus]

I’ve never had Elon Musk threaten to “beat my ass” for not giving him cigarettes at a gas station

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Well you guys Trump did it. The middle east is safer and oil companies got rich :,)

It only cost your family 2000 on average..

Do we all feel better now that the middle east is safer for 60 days? Did we win?

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Jеws are the most insufferable crybullies on the planet.

A serious president would classify Israel as a rogue state, lock up their mouth pieces in America, and snatch this nigga out of bed like Maduro.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Who did it better?

[JD™ @LostMyHats]

"I'm a polytheist who believes God was once a man, that He's married to a female goddess and they live on a planet called Kolob, that Jesus and Satan are brothers, that there's a potentially infinite number of gods and I'll one day become the god of my own planet populated with my celestial space babies, I deny every single essential Christian doctrine, and reject every historic Christian creed.

Now explain to me why I'm not a Christian right this second."

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

If you as a white human defend yourself from being murdered by a 17 time convicted black felon

A jewish judge says you need 1.25 million USD just to make bond

There is no solution that involves peace anymore

Its a full on race war now

God save us all

[Andre Williams @andrewilliamsus]

>Be a Nіggеr

>Stab White kid in the heart in front of his brother

>Gets arrested

>Claim racism as a defense

>Nіggеrs defend him and donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to bail you out

>Go home, play 2k.

>Be ChudTheBuilder

>Doesn’t care about the N-word

>Make content of you saying the N-word and watching Nіggеrs chimp out

>Chimp out intensifies

>Rappers & Streamfags demand Black people attack you on site

>Black dude finds you attack you

> You shoot in self-defense

>Get arrested for attempted murder

>Bail set at 1.25 million

The racial double standard in America couldn’t be clearer, and Black people‘s culture and behavior couldn’t be more retarded.

[Avelum @novusolus]

If sorcery is not real how come I can bewitch a negro into breaking the law just by uttering a magical spell?

[Ooga Booga @Meanderthalus]

@_CoryBowen “We have Christ in the name ergo we are Christian”

The same arguement as saying the nation state founded in 1947 named “Israel�� is the same Israel in the Old Testament. Ridiculous.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aren’t Christians

[Daniel Concannon @TooWhiteToTweet]

Read this.

Then read it again.

Then print it out, season it, and eat it for dinner, so that you digest it and absorb it.

Then, after it's in your bloodstream, if you still don't understand this simple, concise, correct take on the SPLC, stop tweeting. About anything. Ever.