Britney Fredrickson

Wife. Friend. Sister. Daughter. Nanny. Follower of Christ. Napan. That's me.

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

"@JakeVK: If you feel sick after watching the horrible #HIMYMFinale you still have a few hours to #GetCovered at http://t.co/Xq5EM9TyfW."

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@JulianneStarr lol, right?!

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

"@candacecbure: I'm getting on the #EsuranceSave30 bandwagon"

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

"@unveiledwife: What if... #EsuranceSave30"

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

So many puppies would be saved, so many babies adopted #EsuranceSave30

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

"@WomensHumor: Friends support you. Best friends make fun of you." @ktsodachtler

[Love & Respect @loverespectinc]

How about spending Valentine's Day weekend at a Love & Respect conference? Join us in Fresno, CA. Info here: http://t.co/pxZ2ChKysk

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Alright bus, you can pick me up anytime now. #brrrr

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@mssg515 uh, sure. Ok.

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@smirkingvalet gotcha. Well, one is real and the dragon is not. So I can see their logic there. If he can't distinguish, why screw with him?

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@smirkingvalet lice? He has lice?

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@mssg515 what the what is all the crap you're tweeting??

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Just saw a young lady with an ankle bracelet. She didn't *look* suspicious or anything. Goes to show you just don't know a person's heart.

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Car just came within 8 feet of hitting me in a crosswalk. Whew!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

New year. New season of #DowntonAbbey. What more does a girl need?

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Why is it everytime you get your hands soft with lotion, you need to pee, thus washing off said lotion? #firstworldproblems

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Finished my book but still have 2 hours left of babysitting. #bookworm #TVtime

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

Nothing like hearing a stranger walk towards you in the dark, having the street light go dim, to make your heart race. #pleasedontkillme

[Britney Fredrickson @meandthecreeper]

@suze19 agreed!