Reinheitsgebot 𝕏

I have a reputation for moral turpitude.

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

Kudos to Jose Mourinho, Alan Shearer and many other footballing figures who have called out the outrageous and impossible VAR offside decision against Iran.

But none of them has stated the truth: it was not incompetence, it was FIFA political corruption.

[Alex ✯ @UnitedAlex7]

They’re making it too obvious now

[skycamefalling 🇵🇸 @spawnjosias]

Iran defeated Egypt!
Fuck FIFA & fuck Israel

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

End.

[Somos Madridistas 👑 @Mundo_MadridCF]

Dicen Que Cristiano celebro dos goles contra Uzbekistán? Vamos a desglosar los 18 goles de Lionel Messi en la Copa del Mundo: 🧐

•🇩🇿 Argelia: 3
•🇳🇬 Nigeria: 4
•🇦🇹 Austria: 2
•🇷🇸 Serbia: 1
•🇧🇦 Bosnia: 1
•🇮🇷 Irán: 1
•🇸🇦 Arabia Saudita: 1
•🇲🇽 México: 1
•🇦🇺 Australia: 1

14 de los 18 goles fueron contra selecciones normales en fútbol Fin.

[Tanya @DegurechaffSama]

are we all gonna act like this is normal lol

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

He has completed his side quest.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Men after being single in 2 weeks.

[~ @mercyl4s]

Literally every big team has a tough path to world cup final except one and that's Argentina. It's actually hilarious.

[Solayne✨ @Solayne_x]

This is so true... 🥲

[TheeGreat Kwedini 🇿🇦 @Mara_Mbokodi]

Papa Wawa was surprised to see a Sundowns fan in Mexico 🇲🇽. He couldn’t believe it 😭😭😂😂🤣. He forgot that Sundowns is the only South African team to have competed in the FIFA Club World Cup twice.

[steve2bacon, CMT 🥓🍩 @steve2bacon]

the united states as soon as the stock market is closed for the weekend

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

As tough as it maybe to accept, some people will go their whole lives and never realize they’re the problem. You have to just cut ties with them

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Messi’s World Cup narrative needs a serious reality check.

— 6 World Cups played… and still never faced Brazil, Spain, England, Uruguay, Portugal, or Italy.

— Against actual elite nations, he’s only faced Germany (3x), the Netherlands (2x), France (1x) and lost every single one.

— 2010 FIFA World Cup, he scored 0 goals.

— 2014 FIFA World Cup, he scored 4 goals, all in the group stage vs Bosnia, Nigeria, and Iran.

— 2018 FIFA World Cup, he scored once… against Nigeria again.

— 2022 FIFA World Cup, he scored 7 goals, with 4 penalties.

When you strip away the PR, penalties, and stat-padding against weak opposition, Messi’s World Cup career might be the most protected legacy football has ever seen.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

She has changed her username and dp like a thousand times to run away from the agenda she started but can't escape. Now, she had to turn her dp upside down and yet everyone still have the energy to turn their phone upside down to acknowledge she's the false rape accuser.

She thought her case will be like that of other women who falsely accuse men of rape for the fun of it, get dragged temporarily and go scot free but unfortunately, it's not her case.

We only needed one scapegoat and we found her.

Now, her name and face is now the brand ambassador of false rape accusers.

Even when an unfortunate man marries her tomorrow, her children will get to know their mother's legacy as a false rape accuser.

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[sley @sley_Xk]

You cannot repair a relationship with a woman who believes the problem is always your reaction, never her behavior

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

If she returns, don’t welcome her.

Remind her why she left and let her regret.

Because a man with value doesn’t accept expired loyalty..

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

They always get the easiest fucking path 😂😂😂😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Why do so many men say the worst financial decision of their lives was getting married?

[Delux @001Delux]

Support a WOMAN at her LOWEST, and she'll thank you by CHEATING on you at her BEST