matthew liam healy

i think i’m funny or something.

(i don’t use twitter anymore)

(except, apparently, when shade is thrown)

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

@simjp @AndyyHope Hi, I was one of those laid off. I work here again now. In the last year my team shipped comments in the app, redesigned the iOS profile, added comments to the player and added profile editing.

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

Racecar is racecar backwards, but also forwards. Think about that.

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone. She was standing right in front of me.

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

I saw the greatest minds of my generation RTing clickbait and I was like 'lol wtf?'

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

I was about to write a really boring tweet, but decided against it.

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

I'm some sort of magic-Ian. That would be funny if my name was Ian.

[matthew liam healy @meanestcreature]

If I don't survive this, scatter my ashes over Stewart Lee.