mean pea

the voynich manscape

[mean pea @meanp3a]

It’s really dangerous calling your gay friends ‘girl’. Cause u have to walk that shit back when u wanna hit again

[mean pea @meanp3a]

I’m a transplant and I look at the menu because I don’t know what ingerdients they have. And I know I’m not really a Real New Yorker either.. im mean pea

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

As a native New Yorker it really irks me to see people going into the deli and looking at the menu. It's a quick way to out yourself as a transplant. Real New Yorkers just know what ingerdients delis have and order something without looking at the menu.

[mean pea @meanp3a]

I would love to learn more!

[Kyle Kuznik @Kylekuznikk]

Purely educational

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Gay guys will see you finally coming into yourself and get mad about it.

They’ll say “why isn’t he coming into me???”

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Showed day-trader trade my savings acct to flirt and he yelled at me for not keeping it at a bank that offers better interest rates……

[mean pea @meanp3a]

In 2026 I am healing my pelvic floor

[CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW @reverendmoney]

no shade we be hot railing the mephedrone…. and what about it

[mean pea @meanp3a]

New bed frame so cheap and flimsy I am adding “no fats” to my bio.. and NOT because I’m not open minded. It’s an infrastructure issue !!

[mean pea @meanp3a]

@sammykxnt Right like why would they not just say “concept by Charli” or something less ridiculous

[mean pea @meanp3a]

They want you to turn into a pillar of salt

[b⍟y @boyexploded]

We live in a “look back at it” culture

[mean pea @meanp3a]

@revpooch Thanks

[mean pea @meanp3a]

@tjelesan What’s his @

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Every friend you ever have will be (in one way or another) a parody of you. It is god holding up a mirror so you can learn to be less annoying

[mean pea @meanp3a]

@ReedRolling Yeah same ig

[mean pea @meanp3a]

What is the lowest price someone could pay for a mass market lowboy dresser without compromising your ability to maintain a friendship with erotic subtext with them

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Everything I want I have. Because I sought it. Except for things I don’t have.. which I’m about to get.

400,000 dollars is on its way to me. It’s being wired from Italy, which is a country in Europe

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Probably some shit in my own AirPods because the host is playing a “revolutionary mix” of low energy house music

[Spacesthetic @interiorsuckerr]

What music would you listen to in this room?

[mean pea @meanp3a]

“The food in Tennessee is so good” the food everywhere is good. It depends on how it is cooked…

[mean pea @meanp3a]

Being roughly 18 days sober is extremely popular right now

[mean pea @meanp3a]

If you ask a gay guy for pictures he will send you a cock shot no questions asked. What if I wanted to see his kind eyes and charming smile? But I guess that is too real, too dangerous..