Mr. Parmesan

Delco and beyond

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Watching my youtube skate edits on a big TV

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Phones á la clams, and phonesgetti with phoneballs

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Bought some shrimp from a random dude selling shrimp on the beach and it was the best shrimp I’ve ever had in my life. Literally bought it from this guy

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@JohnBarchard Old man plants tree in whose shade he shall never sit

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Pausing the comedy podcast I’m listening to alone just to correct some of the Bam Margera lore the comedians are getting wrong

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This dummy describing Bam’s Delco accent

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Jalen Carter set to make $152,000,005.00 over 4 years

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@isaacturnersong Man only became civilized about 20 years ago, for a few years

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@DiscussingFilm Charlie singing on keyboard at a wedding for a dead lady. This shows still got it!

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I haven’t boogieboarded seriously in many years, and yeah I still got it. I know how to read the waves

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Me, casually, while chilling and having a beer with the boys: Yeah maybe tomorrow, a bullet may find me. Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart

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Got a Peruvian homie named Japanese Mike

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JUST IN: Conservative Keiko Fujimori officially sworn in as Peru’s first elected female president & the country’s 9th president in 10 years.

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Think about all the natural selection that goes into seagulls at the beach. Every seagull is descended from generations of ancestors who were exceptionally good at stealing french fries

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The kids have reinvented ding dong ditch, but they wear masks because of Ring cameras

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@Nerbit_13098 It was a race between me and my brother to get the pug and give it to my mom

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@mccrystal_alex I bet on that. It paid 28:1

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@FINALLEVEL I will

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Animal crackers have been ruined. But they’re still pretty good

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@carbonite1994 Right on. I just want a few more good years and then I feel the same way

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You know you’re balding when you come out of the ocean and your hair is completely fucked. Mother nature tells no lies. Fancy shampoo can’t save you

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@carbonite1994 Sounds painful! I’ll probably just start finasteride while it’s still salvageable