hollywood royal 🌙

father, son, house of juicy

[goo @exciseise98]

bar hopping with the girls

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

[tums for 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔰 @TumsForMen]

nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. where is she?

[cait @digicait]

Due to inflation tinashe now loves to get 3 on

[ru paul charts and gaggy tea ON HIATUS @jonisfefe]

Men with IPads is ladies

[hannah @crankhart]

I feel like i just crawled out of hell

[sweetie ❤️‍🔥 @cwtyp]

We don’t have the technology for strapless bras yet

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

love it when girls get to be Kim Jong Un on their birthdays

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals

[A @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[mkultrascarecrow @nocaloriesinket]

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

[luna 🌙 @succubbbitch]

i couldn’t be a dj because i’m playing gucci flip flops for a minute straight no edits

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

❤️

[maybe: clare @clur19]

found out my mom has been going on walks in her neighborhood after dark because she is “just so full of rage that anyone who would try to attack her would be needing an ambulance”

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

in terms of things that changed history, it goes the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs, followed directly by Paramore releasing Decode

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

going to the bathroom and finally seeing how busted you’ve looked all day, in everybody’s face mind you and nobody said nothing is a very humbling experience

[𓏲ּ𝄢cassie @clawdiadpdl]

wondering if an old friend thinks about you feels like thinking the stripper is actually into u idk