Derek Schultz

pizza chef

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@trevorphillippi What happens?

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@trevorphillippi What about a Sodexo type situation where you might be able to have both but not two burgers.

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@Rainmaker1973 Obviously this is pre-COVID

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@trevorphillippi 1. Marquee
2. Messenger
3. Tik tok

[meagan @mmeagann]

I can’t wait for YouTubers to start posting “my coronavirus morning routine” videos

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@jashapiro @mrgan This one is best

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“I thought that pile of napkins was a Lady M cake” —@mmeagann

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Waiting for the E train. It won’t be here for 5 minutes. What should I do!

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Watching Gilmore Girls with my cat (:

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@neiltyson The one on the right is bigger.

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@neiltyson Is that good or bad? I don't understand.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

My name is Pete Buttigieg. They call me "Mayor Pete." I am a proud son of South Bend, Indiana, and I am running for president of the United States.

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@distilled @mmeagann Super useful!

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@trevorphillippi Yea a tj party would be this but with common projects

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@charliekirk11 @SenWarren I don’t get it, or are these facts wrong? LA has a population of 4 million. If it were its own state, it would be larger than 23 states not 43. It would be a smaller than average state.

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@mmeagann Can't overwater a cat, a cat waters itself.

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ain't nobody ain't nobody

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@TiffMmeyers @toomuch2100 @leshandraj3 @facebook Those are the only two things you can select.

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@trevorphillippi Fake news

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@trevorphillippi Hmm