danielgaylewis

Maddy’s Gay Husband f-slur he/him uncircumcised libra shameless bottom

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

Lobotomize
le bottom eyes 🥺

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

putting a stick of dynamite in my ass like a tampon

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

Low key gay guys need to be putting out more..

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

haters mad cus im nubile

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Never settle for the tip when you can get whole damn shaft baby

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

It’s a Monday show some titty

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the worst part about being short is that every table is too fucking tall for me

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rizzing up this twink that I’m not even attracted to

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

I AM LIVING PROOF THAT EVEN THE COOKIE MONSTER PAJAMA PANTS GIRL FROM HIGH SCHOOL CAN MAKE SOMETHING OF HERSELF...

[the giant @chaser_bait]

“degenerate” drinkers are not paying $19 for a cocktail, we’re in the store doing ABV x Volume ÷ Price

[Lanaphoria @Lanaphoria]

i would s*** a btch for this man tew

[Sam @zo1oft]

I'm doing a new challenge called MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025. It's where I try to not kill myself through every hour of MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

I have decided that alcohol and drugs and sucking cock will fix me

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Haven’t been laid in a week jfc just put me in a nunnery or take me out back and shoot me already 😑

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

My body is a well-oiled machine! The oil being daily doses of weed, alcohol, caffeine, adderall, PrEP, Zyrtec, Flonase, ibuprofen, and metamucil

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Fuck a bag I’m chasing loads

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Kbbq killed my appetite for dry humping :/

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Not an alcoholic I’m simply beerpilled drunkmaxing

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Popped a klonopin for the flight and I swear this plane could have been diving straight into a building and I still would have been there vibing to Melodrama

[danielgaylewis @meat_hand]

Call that stolen valor the way he dishonorably discharged

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Need me man that smokes cigarettes and also gives really good head