kaiser ava

elijah krantz

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lou gehrig

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september is #awesome

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i always get what I wish for

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girls on their birthday

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apple keyboard suggestions just offered the sentence “picking up some utter foodstuffs” to me

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been having a week long panic attack

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nooo you’re so sexy please don’t be 32

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i like to text my friends on my cellphone #cellphone

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thought i rediscovered an awesome new early 2000s indie rock song just to find out it was in heated rivalry

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they played fade into you on npr. I have received the transmission and will act accordingly

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seeing LOTS of names from papa’s orchard in the ken burn’s american revolutionary war voiceover cast list

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i’m putting together a team

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there needs to be a tab on every wikipedia biography labeled “vibe”. like i’m learning a lot about charles ii but what about his vibe

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why do I need to download an app to get a colonoscopy

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laugh baby! baby laugh it’s ok it’s a joak

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bradley whitford should’ve been in an episode of sex and the city

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having a phrenology themed birthday but it turns out to be an excuse to measure all my friend’s heads

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i get migraines in pinprick sized spots behind my eyes you haven’t even heard of

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i hate when instagram shows me ice creams that are only available in other states