Meatball

Just the thoughts of an above-average meatball

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

The first thing I touched in my life was pussy

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Tonal - the gym for virgins

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Balls are self cleaning.

[Allie Cantwell @alliemarie1195]

Tennessee fans are GARBAGE. Should’ve thrown themselves onto the field. #OleMiss #tennessee

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I’m a cat simp. I need a 12 step program.

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

If people treated voting like blow jobs we’d be in a much better place

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I don’t want my kid to suck on some shriveled-up witch tit

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I have a penis sized iPad

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Inches from glory

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Only oranges are funny

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Men are not funny

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

America peaked with George Bush.

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I have chunky pee that clogs toilets

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

Get your political bullshit off of my grocery bags

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

They should make a British TV show called “say yes to the teeth,” where British brides visit different dentists to pick out new teeth for the wedding

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I’ve been chasing the perfect fart for years.

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

My name is Paul KrAnus

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

You know how people name hurricanes after people? We should do the same with epic farts

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

The women are in charge and now all the sudden all the men don’t have foreskin

[Meatball @meatbalthoughts]

I want to make and sell a product that says “GMO, NOT gluten free, NOT vegan, NOT organic, NOT Fat-free, NOT dairy-free”