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let me bite your arm. i'll be gentle...i promise

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

Having a grey, drab color palate in historical dramas is bad and ugly but if conservatives also think the same then it must be good and correct. No personal opinions, just campism

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The odyssey is a story about a guy having the worst fucking time of his life in a world where everything sucks

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

This person is unable to read a graph unfortunately. Literally the next page of the study shows that the difference between attractivness for older male faces between men and women is 0.07 points out of 5, that's a 3% difference for those keeping track.

[Scout  @GirlyScouts]

Statistically true because women rate older men’s faces much worse than men rate other older men’s faces.

Women’s beauty never ever goes below men no matter how old they are.

Everyone else in the comments are just making up wattpad level fanfics and coping.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

I don't understand why people are pretending the US kidnapped Maduro out of the kindness of their hearts. Yeah guys Trump is so benevolent that he just couldn't help himself. There's no possible way there could be an ulterior motive.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

Dude what? this is a solution for a non-existent problem. just align your left-side tires with the line on the left and drive forward until youre close to the wall. no need to double check whether you're in the space

[Tobi Mülhauser 🍕 @iamtobi]

Why aren't parking lots drawn like this everywhere?

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

The whole point of the slogan is to say that the food is so good that it induces you to lick your fingers, an action that is otherwise uncouth. The slogan wouldn't work if licking your fingers was a common and accepted action that accompanied a meal

[𑘀𑘦𑘡 𑘎𑘨𑘢𑘹 @The_Equationist]

A major Western restaurant chain literally had "finger lickin' good" as their slogan...

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

that shirt is not about Israel dog

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

standing on business since 2002 btw

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

I fear it is

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Stoning gay people isn’t a culture

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

Ryanair is not your friend buddy

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

I think both are bad. However, this video shows a novel, slightly more violent, form of crustacean torture which is the reason it's so inflammatory I think

[Konstantinia 🇺🇳☭ @yaoifakecel]

Fat Louisiana white guys dump hundreds of love crawfish into boiling water every day come one man you can't seriously be giving a shit about this

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

I don't think leftist are able to cognize why conservatives are attracted to conservatism. it's either 1) they are duped and/or 2)they're stupid. Therefore any analysis of conservatism which presents its attractive qualities must be an endorsement of conservatism

[Urbaneblob 🇵🇸🌹 @urbaneblob]

They’re calling him the most washed philosopher of our time

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

This is most religions actually

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

But their conclusion was that it wouldn't be possible? so where's the temptation?

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

When I was in rehab, we had a conversation about nonalcoholic beer. Basically, someone asked the group (including the counselor) if it was okay to drink NA beer, or if it might be risky.

Someone mentioned that even NA beer can have up to .5% alcohol by volume. Another guy said, "yeah, but that's not really a risk, if you are just worried about intoxication. I mean, you'd have to drink 10 of them-- almost simultaneously-- to get the same alcoholic effect as a single, normal beer"

Someone else said, "yeah, and then you'd need to do that like 10 times to get any kind of buzz"

another person added "yeah, and you'd probably piss it all out before it could hit you"

another added said something along the lines of it being difficult to even drink that much quickly enough for it to hit all at once.

Around this point, the counselor stepped in, and said "it took you all like 5 seconds to do the math on exactly what you would have to do to get drunk off of nonalcoholic beer. That's evidence enough that you shouldn't tempt yourselves with it"

😂

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

I believe that's most major religions. either that or believers want to join the eternal hive mind. not to say this isn't a fair criticism but just that it's not uniquely christian

[Lars Iggy @LarsTheBadMan]

What a sad fucking religion. All they want is to be ruled over in total obedience? Mentally disturbed.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

people have convinced themselves that if the y-axis doesn't start at 0, then it's a graph crime. they didn't teach you about axis breaks in high school?

[The Hawke Afficionado 🐁 @MrHawkeFan]

This is a graphical war crime.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

just because it's about black people and against white supremacy does not make it good. characters are uninteresting and shallow, the dialogue is corny, it looks like a commercial, has really poorly done foreshadowing... mediocre movie but at least the themes are good, right?

[P. J. Lowry @PJ_Lowry]

@28mnthslater Sinners is overrated, and feels like the writer had no idea how to end his film. The first half is intriguing and engaging... and then the writer is like, what do I do now? I know... we need vampires!

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

That's not irony, it's a coincidence

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Franz Ferdinand’s most famous song being Take Me Out is some good irony

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

What's up with all these dudes posting AI images of different variations of a statue of Charlie Kirk??

[A. Hariharan @_AHariharan]

This would probably be one of the most powerful monuments to erect at a university in this age.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

Yeah you're right man, if you can't be perfect there's no point in trying to be better

[Flo | Side-Straddling Life Itself @MagnafoxOdyssey]

"Google Boycott" is practically impossible

"Oh just cancel your Google subscriptions, move to Firefox and get an iPhone" Google owns fucking reCAPTCHA

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

Including cost of labor for a task down for ones own benefit is so capitalism brained. it's not labor to have a nice meal please

[megan @chismosavirus]

eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.

[hmmmmm @meatdeliveryman]

important to consider how liberals were able to get millions of people to participate in a nation-wide protest but leftist (generally) just cannot mobilize