𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

https://t.co/ukufO8ziEM

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙄𝙎𝙉'𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙏𝙃.
𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈𝙎. 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙄𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

you better make this up to me.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

I'M SO SORRY.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

-blinking slowly as sanji rambles out all the compliments. oh. and then for once, his cheeks go red slowly.-

... you-.. saaaaaanji.. man.
that's so nice of ya!
that's a lotta reasons!! does that mean you're in loooove with me? 🤔

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

i'm so glad you asked, actually.

you are passionate about your goals, loyal to your crewmates and the people you meet along the way, your smile is brighter than the sun, you are such a strong person, you have a fantastic appetite... selfless... adorable. care-free.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

i can and i will. don't tell me what to do, i'm the captain!!

-huffs. he can say whatever the heck he wants!!-

i said what i said and i meant it.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

[ NO, THE FABLED DEVIL FRUIT STROKE... his expression is softer and he elbows luffy in the ribs. ]

you can't say those things about me, rubber shit. dumb.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

that's what i was tryna say. i'm NOT. i just..

-had a stroke or whatever ( typod and didnt notice )-

you're important so if marryin' you would'a spared you of all that, i would've.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

... seriously? i never thought you'd be into dating or marriage.

[ head tilts to the side. ]

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

... really???
why.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

i would marry you in a heartbeat, yes.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

ANSWER ME FIRST.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

i need to cook a meat.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

uhhhhhhh.
i mean to save you? sure!
but i'm actually all that interested in marriage for the sake of marriage

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

YOU WOULD'VE?

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

@mapsnmikans LITERALLY. WE WERE THERE.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

you mentioned me twice. are you tryna marry me???

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

if luffy

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

why didn't you marry me there

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

.. ARE YOU???

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

@DlABLEJAMBES ?????? NUH UH.

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

arranged marriages. 😨

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

@DlABLEJAMBES ????????

WHEN

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

i was literally there.

[𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘𝗚. @DlABLEJAMBES]

if luffy

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

.. how do you know if someone is sexy

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

there are sexier people out there. 🙄

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

YOU HATE ME. STOP THINKING ABOUT MARRYING HIM, THE HELL IS YOUR ISSUE.

FAT L.
STUPID.💔

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

@DlABLEJAMBES PROOF???

[𝐌𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀✌︎︎ @meateatingcapn]

SANJI HATES ME.