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If I tweet into the void, will the void tweet back?

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What kind of narcissist pins their own tweet?

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@LinkofSunshine America-badism.

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@nypost People were doing this like ten years ago, and it was gross then.

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@dyingscribe The narration works if you read it in an 1850's prospector voice.

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@DemzDeliver

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@TakaTakascv9 Dr Evil is Chinese?

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@petalbuteras @PopBase @vmas @taylorswift13 Yea, of food.

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@Buckingham_Show A lot of people who go to jail are mega dumb, bro.

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@NancyMace Probably because all the venues are rubble.

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@hollowearthterf Open door, throw clothes in, add detergent, press "start". Damn, this is just like working an 8-hour in the coal mines.

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@Civixplorer US President 2052: Justin Bieber
Russia President 2052: Vladimir Putin
China President 2052: Colin Huang

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@jeremyct Candles: $3,600

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@DiscussingFilm This looks like a shitty SNL skit.

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@BrittanyXVenti Why you standing in front of my ride?

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@HuinGuillaume @McDonalds This is like something you'd do to get a 5-year-old to eat their food.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 The Casual Music Enthusiast

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@damithowe Took your advice and read a book. You're right. Noah's Ark is real and serious and adult. Thank you.

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@damithowe If I was retarded, I would believe in giant magic boats.

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@NBCNews @nbcselected Slow news year?

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@damithowe @noahsarkscans I had no idea about petrified wood 😮