the biggest biscuit

I got to where I am today through violence

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

it’s the little things

[Alex @doomglitch666]

the cat about to be sick on the rug :

[jatella @jatella]

imma be on this app til the rapture I swear

[𝒫𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝐸𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉 @CourageOverAll]

"Don't be weird"

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[strallweat @strallweat]

Me seeing all these AOC memes

[bec @benepla_]

My sister on Instagram 😭😭

[Eugenicorn @SwanSongPMC]

Duuuuude like I just gave him the wrong injection niggggaaa

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a chad might mog but when the jester performs even the king sits to listen

[Roo ✨ @rooshibi]

Speak for yourself I want to be this woman’s chair

[Mandy @mandyarthur]

Hey @Grok, which religious group dominates the Upper West Side?

[Rodger @TheRodged]

.@NYCMayor I'm not getting any pussy

[thrifted flannel guy @itsnotpap]

✋🏽🐲🤚🏽

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Mussolini had a plan but you guys did not trust it

[CND @crashoutbandico]

When I saw that pinned tweet I knew she was not playing