The Conscientious Gooner

adult human male stubs her toe on banister; falls down flight of stairs - toronto-based cartoonist, TMU film class of '28

[The Conscientious Gooner @meatmanuel]

you know i can never suss out the best time to post these things. but hey! hit my line up you know what i'm best at

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(leaked 911 call I made as my friend was being mauled to death by a chimpanzee) This chimp is bad news

[nebula should have killed thanos @gwenstacying]

If you plan on watching Backrooms in Toronto I highly recommend going to the Imagine Cinemas in Market Square for the full immersive experience

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[Benji @BenjiGameDev]

this problem goes away when you treat your ideas as throwaway garbage that exist only as a starting point for the creative process. when you fall in love with what's in your head, there's no incentive to make it real

[The Conscientious Gooner @meatmanuel]

Framemogged By Malignant Spectre

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[The Conscientious Gooner @meatmanuel]

@FartonFink the "a few compelling screenshots of a bad movie post" industrial complex must be investigated

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[my beautiful dark twisted emily 🇵🇸 @LargeRatGirl]

my penis looks like this due a childish prank

[benny hospitality @FartonFink]

Euphoria S03E08 (2026) ///// Super Fancy Induce Me (2026)

[Tom Thomson @TTLastSpring]

1915 River @NatGalleryCan #tt1915

[symbol 💐 HL2VRAI @sillysymbol]

robots on the satellite of love are smoking the coronavirus

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

My TL has been exposing me to a horrifying world of women who have been driven sexually insane by Matt Johnson and Jay McCarroll to the point that I feel like they could be a danger to themselves and others

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[The Conscientious Gooner @meatmanuel]

@79hfg3n3948rhf0 fuuuck i gotta get back on bsky

[Aaron Long @aalong64]

hey I just want to clarify this old screenshot which gets shared a lot. I deleted this like 20 minutes after writing it because people were misinterpreting it as an angry "Glitch = bad" message. it was a joke about how this new system is exactly the same as the old system.

[The Conscientious Gooner @meatmanuel]

new hero maybe