lexaproblems

birth is a curse, existence is a prison.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[323 @Ggod323]

every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day

[Bojack (#SZNOVER) @RB94_FCB]

Germany and Netherlands meeting each other at the airport

[Ernesto Resnik @ernestorr]

Quiso hacer una autocrítica futbolística pero no pudo evitar el comentario quasi nazi.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I will never stop shouting this from the rooftops: the most underrated skill you’ll ever develop is the ability to genuinely enjoy your own life. Not someday, when you’ve healed enough, earned enough, or finally figured everything out. NOW. Because your life isn’t waiting for you somewhere in the future—it’s being built in the way you experience this ordinary Sunday, this cup of coffee, this conversation, this sunset, this breath.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Noodle (fan) @vini_ball]

Real Madrid ass game

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

my plan b is always suicide

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[rafael @rfaewl]

é muito engraçado quando você realmente presta atenção na conversa de uma criança pequena e entra no fluxo de pensamentos dela constatações magníficas são emitidas

[bia ✿ @oceansferrari]

me desculpem os práticos mas toda boa arte foi feita por nós: os dramáticos

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[🎭☯️ @fumorreu]

salve irmao infelizmente nao vou assistir nenhum dos 38 reels que vc me mandou mas fico muito feliz que vc lembrou de mim varias vezes no dia e que mesmo com minha incapacidade de responder vc ainda se preocupa em cultivar essa amizade

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’