Maggie Bendis

Big ol' nerd with a love for travelling and a terrible fashion sense.

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

He's a 6, but he's at ABBA the Concert at @RaviniaFestival tonight! ... AUTOMATIC 10!!! 🎶🕺🏼🎶 #raviniafestival

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

🎶There was something in the air that night, Fernando🎶 So excited for ABBA at @RaviniaFestival! #raviniafestival

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

Eagerly awaiting ABBA at @RaviniaFestival! #raviniafestival

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

Me, explaining why my tweet took off to my mom: "See, @TheDecemberists have all these songs about people drowning and dead babies."
My mom:

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

Watching the virtual @TheDecemberists concert, and Colin's been introducing the songs as they go...
@colinmeloy: "This is a song about people drowning."

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

Have I gone outside today? No.
But have I been taking care of myself in other ways - like eating right, exercising, getting enough sleep, showering? Also no.
#Gremlin #MyBodyIsATemple #ButTheCaretakerSucksAtMaintenance

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

THE FULL STACK. Vol. 10 is in the CD player right now. @93XRT #LiveFromTheArchives #ONXRT

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

@RyanArnoldRocks I'm glad you scratched your @TheDecemberists itch! It's always a treat to hear @colinmeloy's mellifluous tones sailing over the airways! #Severed #IBYG

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

@JosieKoznarek It counts!!!

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

It is now!
#classicmusic #tchaikovsky #tchaikNO
#TCHAIKYES

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Must a plot point "make sense"? Is it not enough to have Hamlet get kidnapped by pirates who then drop him off back in Denmark as if they were little more than an Uber?

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

In this house, we use the Oxford comma.
#oxfordcomma #grammar

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

Alice's Restaurant Massacree on Thanksgiving Day - noon & 8:00 pm. This was always a #Thanksgiving tradition with my dad. It's our first Thanksgiving without him, but we'll be tuning in. 🦃 https://t.co/AqxIfickXk via @93XRT

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

This still tickles me. 😆

[Bobby Palmer @thebobpalmer]

Just witnessed a child in a zero waste shop yell ‘LENTILS’ before opening the lentil pipe and allowing them to gush forth. Chaos. Lentils everywhere

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

@JosieKoznarek COLD?!? Lunacy! Heresy! Mania! 🔥🥔

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Cute things to call your partner:

- Malicious elf
- Provoking puppet
- Strange, almost unearthly thing
- You witch!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Not to start drama but *tosses the Golden Apple of Discord into the midst of the feast of the gods*

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

If anyone needs me, I'll be committing acts of hedonism while the cursed painting in my attic grows ever more hideous

[Maggie Bendis @mebendis]

I think about Sam Elliott's mustache wave from this Superbowl commercial with alarming regularity.
@Doritos #SamElliott #SuperbowlCommercial #Goddamn #ThatsACowboyRightThere

[The Jade DéMelody @THEJADEDEMELODY]

“Once COVID is over” is starting to sound about as confident as “When I win the lotto..” 🥴