Going bathroom in another person’s home is like do I hold the handle down the whole time? Do I let it go fast? Do I watch everything disappear before letting go? If I don’t watch it disappear will it still go down?
My dream I had was really me at the store finding matching kitchen towels and getting excited about them having the towel design on oven mittens to match too
can i use twitter for my angry thoughts again: the way cars sit in the right turning lane….. when i don’t see the turning signal my blood starts to boil
In honor of @nickkroll bday 🎈🎉 RT the tweet he read out loud last yr !! NEVER FORGET (the embarrassment !!!) but imagine if this moment didn’t exist ??? 2015 me and 2021 me have no regrets