Half of Glasgow could call a Celtic fan that word and risk being accused of a sectarian breach of the peace, yet the biggest indoor arena in the city is hosting concerts with that very word in the title.
What a city.
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Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
I wonder if anywhere else in the world there's a football club that's won 26 of the last 36 domestic trophies, including 11 of the last 12 league titles, whose fans are still furiously permanently angry and convinced there's a massive conspiracy against them winning anything.
Trump promised every American a $2,000 tariff check, a $5,000 DOGE check, 10% APR on credit cards, $2 gas, a “privately funded” ballroom, and medications that were supposedly 1500% cheaper.
Instead, we got a $1.776 billion slush fund to pay people who beat up cops and smeared shit on the walls of the US Capitol.
Celtic fans didn't trash the city, fight with each other, attack police or sexually assault a child because they won the league it turns out they did it because a Catholic was hanged there 400 years ago...
John Beaton gets threatened and @ScottishFA have his house surrounded by police keep to him safe.
Hearts players and staff threatened on the pitch and it’s fucking radio silence.
Something seriously needs to be done about the actions of Celtic fans!!!
I don’t want to sound bitter but I’d love to hear the SFA’s comments around the pitch invasion. Hearts players having to leave Celtic park in their full kits. Needs called out.