elli cowles

“I don’t have an opinion about everyone else’s opinion” -Nick Saban

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@jessicashortall Sancho has been expelled from everywhere in town. He’s not mean, just misunderstood.

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@Zaccornelius_ Need this in a 2T immediately

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@ChipotleTweets I was duped.

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@giamariano5 Stardew valley! It will absolutely consume you. Disney dreamlight valley also really good (tons of tasks and stories). Other mindless ones are power wash simulator, dredge, house flipper, Dave the diver, and fresh start 🎮🎮

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@couldgoodbyes @beginagaintv Do you have the piano? Bc I would make that trade!

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@hannah_chaddha https://t.co/1jfWBALC8x

[𝓑𝓑𝓛𝒾𝑜𝓃🦁 @BBLionOteV]

i dont understand why you feel like you have to hold her hand & walk her to the block for her & sit her down & give her a blankie & a bottle & pat her back while shes drinking the milk. i dont understand, this is a game, you came here to win this game, so i dont understand #bb27

[elli cowles @mec0420]

@PFTCommenter @ProFootballDoc Look into a luxating patella. Might be able to fix with a few stretches!

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

Fascinating stuff going on. Politics editor at WSJ laid off today. Wash post national editor “removed” today. Wash bureau chief at NYT replaced a few days ago. MSNBC selloff. Tectonic plates are shifting.

[abhinav @abnux]

"look at your keyboard betw..."

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Fiona O'Potamus! 🍀💚🌈 #TeamFiona

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz and his log. A story in 4 photos!

[⚜️ @RobbBeaux]

Apparently ‘Bed making competition’ is a thing. The way he put that Duvet together was a thing of beauty.

[elli cowles @mec0420]

I didn’t believe it until I saw the replies but omg I’m in stitches

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

my grandpa has officially weighed in on the taylor swift / travis kelce situation, and he has some concerns:

[elli cowles @mec0420]

Not fast food but eggs in a basket from @CrackerBarrel 😭

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

[JP @JaidaPop]

Perhaps the fine china then ?

[elli cowles @mec0420]

Must have been Fritz @CincinnatiZoo

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

ready for it