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[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

So the odds of getting a blood clot from the J&J vaccine are literally one in a million and they stopped administering it.

Do you know the odds of getting blood clots from birth control? It's 1/1000. (This is considered very low odds.)

[AIDA @shutupaida]

romaine lettuce hasn’t been called back in a minute. i’m glad she got her life together

[chavíto @Chavito316]

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

[Hübbie @BlackTiePenguin]

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive around with it for 4 years like a fucking weirdo.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

trader joe’s cashier: have a good day

me: love you too

[- @sheistryingg]

March again in 3 months

[prance @bocxtop]

this can't be the same body i used to wake up at 7 to go to school for eight hours then go to practice then come home and do chores then homework

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if anyone just wants to punch me in the fucking face i’m open to it

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

[j @disparatejohnny]

take me back to the summer of that degrassi season where the promo was a carnival scene ft “shark in the water” by vv brown

[icey @iceyindyy]

Classes online make you feel like you got assignments due that you don’t know about😂

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”