Jol Ong

writer/werewolf

[Jol Ong @mechajol]

How do I sleep at night?
https://t.co/3atsg94tCp

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@paulcatiang Dear BIR, I'm reporting an influencer. Pls send my 1M to my Gcash.

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Here we go

https://t.co/jEYz89zZRk

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@gayrockstar No, no. Ousting the traitors will lead us back to our normal lives.

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Hey-ho! Let's go!

https://t.co/OJQFsHfS1F

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@Helrazor Araw-araw kumakain ng tae 'yang mga 'yan

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"Principles only mean something when you stick to them when its inconvenient."

-The Contender (2000)

[Lunar Archivist @LunarArchivist]

@Kneon @Gideons_MobBand @desert_starr_57 WHY DOES THE LIP SYNC MATCH THIS WELL? 🤣

[Bloomberg @business]

Unvaccinated guests on cruises are becoming increasingly dissatisfied with their treatment on board as cruise lines scramble to put safety measures in place.

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@paulcatiang Well, in fairness, nangako si pduts na babaha ng dugo...

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@paulcatiang @SilverHakai is known to be a jerk

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I'm getting too old for this flood anxiety bullshit.

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@inquirerdotnet @T2TupasINQ Kulang ng details!
Suspends all work in Metro Manila courts!

[Gerry Cacanindin @GerryCacanindin]

Yung iboboto mo si Revillame, Tulfo, at Robin sa senado tapos magtataka ka kung bakit hindi umaasenso ang Pinas? Ano yan ugali mo bang pukpukin yung ulo mo ng bato tapos nasu-surprise ka kapag dumugo? Tanga lang.

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@penmanila Wow 😳

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@Helrazor Anong shelf? Grotto!

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@Helrazor Dati ko ring dilemma 'yan. Decided to let go of the boxes. Takes too much space din kasi.

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Oh, look. Volkswagen geekery.

How to tell a German VW Beetle from a Brazilian model
https://t.co/ScOJGD3y52

[Jol Ong @mechajol]

Season 3

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

JUST IN: The Department of Health reported 5,675 additional cases of Covid-19 on Saturday, bringing the country's total number of cases to 1,467,119. #CoronavirusPH #Covid19PH

Real-time updates on Covid-19 here: https://t.co/yjwBox8yLb