MechanicalStorm

That one place where I post random snarky thoughts for the amusement of the spam bots

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

But seriously though, probably the best thing anybody can do right now is get off social media. Its a cancer. You'll be surprised just how much your quality of life goes up when you cut it out

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Being an adult sucks because now instead of playing all the hot new games I have to live vicariously through my unemployed friends on discord who are somehow, mysteriously, able to afford a $75 video game

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Because you never know when the last one is”

- Kyle Busch, last week

Wow

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

R.I.P. Kyle Busch. Much as he played the heel during his career he was an incredibly talented driver and he will be missed.

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@MachxThree Yeah thats why I stopped. Seemed kind of pointless to stream into the void once or twice a week when I got time to do it

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

All I want from a partner is someone who is

-Under 40
- Vaguely pleasant
- Not a slut

I have been repeatedly informed that this is impossible, and that I am a misogynistic incel for believing otherwise

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

An unfortunate side effect of being on my discord friends list is that you will occasionally get sent a meme or youtube video with absolutely no context in the middle of the night and there's nothing you can do about it

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Legitimate question: why are there so many obviously fake job postings out there? Like how do people benefit from posting a job that isn't real or isn't actually hiring?

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@ClownWorld How this dude has not gotten shot yet is beyond me

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Run DMC? More like RunDeAC amiright (yuk yuk yuk yuk)

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You are also, statistically, much less likely to get shot if you aren't actively shooting at people.

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

Why are people

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If Trump is gonna lead the charge on continuing the forever war in the Middle East the democrats can have him. Who cares anymore

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@nascum_ Listen I dont think Michael knows what that means 🤣

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

Every year when I file taxes I ask myself why the FUCK we allow these thugs to extort us like this and then I remember oh yeah... it's easier, and we're lazy.

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Being autistic is fun because every now and then you start to relax in social settings and accidentally grenade friendships by crossing some invisible social boundary you didn't even know was there

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Lol they actually replied

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@MachxThree we'll do you one better and reply... order those fajitas

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

Fuck I was an angry mfer when I was on Twitter every day.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

America: "Hey millions of third world foreigners are stealing billions from Americans and invading our country can you deport them please"

Current admin: "Best I can do is bomb Venezuela"

[MechanicalStorm @mechanicalstorm]

@RAINBOWFlSH We're invading Venezuela, apparently