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[Cαʂιɱιɾσ @medicalmethhead]

Stripper named Chase Sapphire

[Cαʂιɱιɾσ @medicalmethhead]

@LVPXN Our ancestors never worried about something being too calorically dense

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I’m allergic to garlic. Small amounts give me a scratchy throat, large amounts make it feel like I swallowed razor blades. But I’m still like a pig to the trough whenever it’s on the menu

[StrawHat Goofy 🏴‍☠️ @ac3boogiiee]

Still have yet to meet a lactose intolerant person who takes that shit seriously lmao

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@lyemcfly With tip that’s like 4-5 drinks each in any city

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@LVPXN Slay him

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@ricespicebae I honestly can’t even believe that

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I never thought I’d say this but there’s a weirdly high number of big boobs in Hellraiser: Judgement (2018)

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I DONT CARE IF ITS AN OLD PERSON CANDY I LOVE THESE THINGS

[Cαʂιɱιɾσ @medicalmethhead]

Saw someone refer to suicide as “canceling their birthday subscription”

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There’s a strong possibility I’ll be named in an upcoming RICO case

[🧁 @poisonfrosting]

sorry if I respond in 0.1 seconds I don’t have hoes to text like y’all

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Josh Brolin captured the “sadistic old dive sup that doesn’t dive anymore but worships the water” guy perfectly tho

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Whalefall was probably the best movie I saw all year even though it did trigger some ptsd lol

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Going to go watch a former medical delivery driver get eaten by a whale

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@eeriepapa Aesthetically it’s kinda hardcore

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@eeriepapa Why?

[Daily object @daily_object__]

Daily Object #918:

Jack-o-lantern Cupcake

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@peirslouise There’ll be another

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@eeriepapa Boring! But good

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@muppetspice An auto loan is probably the easiest to get. Especially if they go through a sleazy dealership. They will find a way to get you approved