caroline jane

marguerite de valois’ pr manager

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

i want to be taken out to dinner

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

and WAITTTTT i’m back asf

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

seattle i am in you and give me just a sec i’ll be back

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

if you have an enemy let me know and i’ll be on my way

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

accidentally getting jacked

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

bra out at trader joe’s letting a guy shoplifting past me because he said “excuse me” #manners

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

got called a motherfucking bitch under the vladimir lenin statue in fremont #250th

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

i’m looking at y’all’s roku cities through your windows

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

@weirdgirlgrace you’re welcome 😁

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

gonna start calling people in seattle “baby” casually like im in the south just to see what happens

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

i’m in seattle and i have baby’s breath on my dining table and i have to keep reminding myself normal people do normal things all the normal time

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

@boletusfelleus NOBODY! 😁💖

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

i think i have circulation issues

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

never got an x ray for my ankle and it’s still fucked up so maybe we’ll just be mommicked together forever…

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

i’m in gas stations you can’t even pronounce

[Aba Amuquandoh @abaquan]

Cronenberg movies are like what if you turned into a sex monster and died… in TORONTO

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

making a fucken racket in the walmart depositing $85 worth of change into the coin star

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

fighting in the great anxiety war and they stripped my ass off the bone yall please stay safe out there

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

went contra dancing and was amazed at the kindness of strangers

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

unfortunately i look amazing #dontletaskinpickertransition

[caroline jane @medievalcowboy]

thinned my eyebrows out yall gotta tell me if i start looking crazy