☠️jimmalarie☠️

medieval art historian ⚰️ librarian

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

he proposed in our favorite museum in front of some rothko paintings with a 19th century pearl and garnet ring….ladies if he wanted to, he would!!!!!! @ngadc

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

every person that is anti-AC for climate change reasons should also give up their heater. heating contributes 4x the emissions that cooling does. if you are cold you should simply wear more clothing. this will save the earth and prove that you are Good and Moral.

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

just went on a rant about how much i hate greg heffley and jack said "you're reading greg heffley down boots" ok????

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Tweet to make people with ocd want to blow themselves up

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Your tax dollars are being used to kill old ladies who save turtles

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

patricia with the boogeyman

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

The Acela is too rich for my blood, I’m not that bourgeois, this here’s a Northeast Regional woman

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

aight i'm gonna watch this infrared video of a beehive to calm down

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

victor wembanyama we cannot let these people win victor wembanyama avenge this working man and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[Leftism @LeftismForU]

Here is inside the taxi cab that Knicks fans smashed up last night.

[Adam @adaminthemorgan]

Walk home from Metro feeling like wading through a bowl of egg drop soup

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

love basketball and the spirit of the game but it’s so weird to watch billionaires and pedos celebrate lol

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

i have friends who worry about being able to get out of multi-level buildings safely in an emergency, but what's that? *holds earpiece* i'm being told having your phone in a bag for 2 hours is ableist?

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

the phones-at-concerts discourse……….. 🫩🥴

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

choosing to believe he wrote this on the night that Blue Moon (2025) took place and was so annoyed by type 1 Lorenz Hart

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

love that this implies that everyone in dc was conceived on or around 9/11 <3

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Fun fact: 99% of DC residents have a June birthday and every year they hold their party on the same night.

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Game 2

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

acadiana people lock in!!!!!!!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

INBOX: Zeus Cafe is reportedly selling a drink called “Trump bullet in the head.”

Sickening

Make sure everyone who lives near a Zeus location sees this!

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

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yeah

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game one

[☠️jimmalarie☠️ @medievalmal]

he’s talking about me trying to start fights at wizards games

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people love to say “you’d never say that to their face” when someone says something too far online but the reality is a lot of fairly normal people become subhuman at a high leverage sporting even