Mediocre Swim Analyst

Swimming fan account (LCM abolitionist), I just complain about swimming, baseball, and football (sometimes politics). not affiliated with Hobson or Mijatovic

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT 1:38.6 WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER AND WHAT THE HELL IS A GERMAN 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Traitor' - Elmo in hot water with New Yorkers over Knicks NBA finals https://t.co/zhV3nAentB

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Game 3 Jalen, MAGA Mitch, OG being OG, KAT playing like the FMVP… yeah it might be wraps

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@KnicksCentral “Spurs are young and inexperienced” I can see the headline now

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

KNICKS HAD TO OVERCOME THE REFS LEGIT 5v8 ALL FUCKIN GAME

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

HOLY FUCK GET TONY BROTHERS OUT OF THERE HOW IS THAT AN OFFENSIVE FOUL

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@KayaLanden The first thing

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@KayaLanden ur joking….

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Imagine being 7’5” and getting walked down by a dude who’s over 1’ shorter than you😭

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@lukapark WHY IS HE STILL IN STUFF BRO GET A DESK JOB

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Ah so this is why they can’t spare extra money for RA’s and TA’s

[Braden Keith @Braden_Keith]

Iowa State trying to make The 515 area code into a brand has gotta be the funniest college sports marketing thing I've seen yet.

Can't knock the hustle, just feels like every college brand is trying to be identical, and that's the inevitable endgame of the PE'ing of sports.

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@youjustgotfinkd I saw a clip from that interview… maybe it’s for the best

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

If Grana takes that BIG step this year and Shackell can get into the 48’s, that medley relay record might be on watch from a team NOT named Virginia

[Swim Updates @swimupdates]

BREAKING: Anita Bottazzo has transferred from Florida to Indiana.

Bottazzo is one of the top NCAA scoring breaststrokers and will likely join Miranda Grana, Alex Shackell, and Liberty Clark in one of the fastest Medley Relay lineups in the NCAA.

#GoGators #NeverDaunted

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

@wokereese

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Garrett to the Rams I’m blowing my shit smooth off.

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Even better translation: “ILL SUCK YOUR DICK, ILL EAT YOUR SHIT PLEASE OPEN THE STRAIT”

[Rick J @rickjeff78]

Trump Translation:

"IRAN, PLEASE PLEASE ACCEPT MY SURRENDER. ALL I ASK IS YOU LET ME PRETEND I WON. MY EGO WON'T LET IT HAPPEN ANY OTHER WAY."

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenterig]

Chet Holmgren when asked to talk about Victor Wembanyama LMAOO 😭

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

LMAOOOO FUCK YOU SGA YOU FLOPPING BUM

[Mediocre Swim Analyst @mediocreanalyst]

Steenbergen 51.97 WHAT IS SHE ON