britty

elrow chicken hater | enjoyer of house and techno | don’t take anything I say seriously

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Dis me

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Don’t care if a bitch badder than me. Is she funnier and more whimsical than me?

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Just know that if there’s a will, there’s a way for @fairy_bagmother and I

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Clocked in to the stupid factory last night and I’m employee of the month

[wiwi @wiwipilled]

has anyone done this yet

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I tweeted this as I was waiting on my Uber Eats delivery and fell asleep before it even got here

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MAN I LOVE THAT BURGER KING #MILTBK

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MAN I LOVE THAT BURGER KING #MILTBK

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Okay a week has passed since the Euphoria finale. Alamo Brown would work on me unfortunately. A little too smooth with it

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@b1gdumb1diott I never make it to the parade or the river, but Chicago is insane on St Pattys

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@b1gdumb1diott I didn’t drink in high school so I was insane in college

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Guy I’m seeing was wearing a hoodie and he had the hood up like Palpatine and kept burping, so I call him Emperor Burpatine now and he hates it

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@b1gdumb1diott SENT

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I’m inside on 6 7 weekend. Times really a-changin’

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@carleypero Same energy

[arson @desi0re]

Facebook marketplace is a different world

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? I don’t have any chair for sale and never did. Sorry.

[clown baby @clownbusting]

goodwill manager just walked in on me naked and vaping #lawsuit

[T @GuadagninoFilms]

Bro thinks hes on the team 😭😭

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Just ran one of my largest sales meetings to date. Been so weirdly emotional lately, but seeing all the work I’ve been putting in finally come to fruition is the reassurance I didn’t know I needed.
I second guess myself a lot, but I will never second guess my work ethic.

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Don’t disrespect my king Walton like that

[c✰⭑ @natalienunnstan]

#loveislandusa

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Goodnight Blanket Jackson
Goodnight Carly Rae Jepsen
Goodnight Dres’s Lice
Goodnight Gorgon, Son of Scrygorn
Goodnight Moon 🌙