Gage

big reader and boat guy. INFP-A

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When I was a kid my mom was telling EVERYONE I was autistic. Now when I tell people I’m autistic they’re like uh huh… yeah sure… I think but idk I’m autistic so really idk what other people think

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My manic episode starts the moment my boy boy texts me “Venmo me 100”

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neurodivergent people are 2-4x more prone to experiencing general joint hypermobility than neurotypical people are. according to some British study. that’s why I’m so hot and bendy

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Nooo white boy don’t kill yourself youre so sexy haha

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Wake up in Seattle pants pissed

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The zipper merge system was created by Joe Biden and the IRS in order to destroy the working middle class

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It is not even 7 am and I be eating hella bread

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@coltvalentiii But all I can ever be to you is a kind stranger

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Growing up is realizing demon slayer is actually fire and you just rushed through it cause you wanted to tell everyone it’s overhyped

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Who was that foo from the olden days who told us that our phones were evil?? The mad hatter or some??

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Being an adult is so hard bro I should just kill myself 😭 I’m not even past like level 3 yet

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@iancayre Streaks/don’t hmu only real ones know what’s going on

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I been reading oyasumi punpun, if I go missing u know where to find me

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@229colt I am going to expose your yiks and yaks to mark Zuckerberg so that he can place them in the eternal log of human activity

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Sometimes I get ready to tweet a banger, write the whole thing, remember I’m fucking stupid, and delete it

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@229colt Twizzy rich

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“Twizzy rich” - a voice of this generation, a prophet who steps upon his soapbox to preach what we need to hear, yet shall be rebuked till a human exists that can handle the burden of his truth

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@D8West I would sacrifice every anime that came out this year if it meant chainsaw man came out right now