Molly

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

Living with chronic illness and disability is like having to play with a completely separate deck of cards than everyone else, but the whole world expects you to act like nothing is different.

[Molly @medium_hell]

Ok who else is watching the finale of #JuryDutyonFreevee and fully weeping 🥹😭♥️

[Molly @medium_hell]

Wow @foodnetwork are you guys actively trying to unalive someone? Materials are classified as food grade (or not!) for a reason. https://t.co/oa3NhCU1Dk #foodnetwork #yikes #donottrythisathome

[beepboopsnoopypoop @boopsnoopypoop]

What kink is this

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[Molly @medium_hell]

I enjoy clutching my purse when old white men come anywhere near me

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON JOE BIDEN OFFENDING THE AMERICAN RIGHT BY SAYING DEMOCRACY IS GOOD

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and looking for a stable relationship

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

absolutely the best thing you'll see all day, month, year, century

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

taking a little “me” time (staring at the ceiling while i dissociate for twenty minutes)

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“try not to think about it too much”

me:

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

2016: Will America vote for a female president?

2022: Should women have healthcare?

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

[Edith Puthie @malmxguinness]

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)

[☆ brittany ☆ @brittxcx]

@kanyewest ur a gay fish