turnip

back to basics

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

i worry aj is making a right wing turn and that it will affect big justice

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 6/4/26 … woims

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

ALL TITS ARE REAL ALL BORDERS ARE FAKE

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

this is my favorite bar off floss cause it sounds like he says “we the any puppy”

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

@dondivaquixote where did you get a pipe what now

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

Crumb update!
He's doing better. I guess.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

i would die for crumbs

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

For just 5gp, you too can save a Crumb.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

rewatching naruto as a grown woman, why has naruto failed ninja elementary school several times but still seems to be the same age as everyone else in the class

[on the screen i saw him @poisonjr]

I'm sorting shrimp while you're busy with your comphet relationship

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

everytime i see the frank azar ifykyk billboards i wonder if they’re referencing his history of drunk driving #localhumor

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

gf who makes hype edits of your pussy

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

if i cannot open this pickle jar soon i do not know what i will do

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

*holding steadfast, intense, unalienable eye contact* i plan to take all the wrong lessons from this

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

awhile ago i was pretty straight and thinking about the big bopper a lot. things change so rapidly.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

i feel less than sometimes for never having had a crises of faith. i just stopped praying when someone started sleeping next to me. and god became a stone lion sitting by the front door.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

if you could go back in time and knock the apple from eve’s hand, would you? and would god still send his son to die on the cross for nothing at all? of course, he is cruelty’s father too. a thing invents its own self from absence.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

my hair smells like campfire and plums but no one will ever know

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

gay guy said he wouldn’t fuck me cause i’m “like a sister to him”. simply no accounting for taste.

[turnip @mediumbobbper]

“we’re worried that you’re too mommy and it might be coming at the cost of your own safety”