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Lawful Evil 🤖
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Everything I do, I do for the complimentary in flight ginger ale

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look all I am saying is that nothing will ever bop as hard as the gen 3 pokemon music

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Masters of the Universe (1987) and Iron Man (2008) have Burger King in common

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Almond butter is mid as hell

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NOBODY TOLD ME THERE'S A NEW GODZILLA ANIME ON NETFLIX

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I am a lover of protein and an advocate for plant based alternatives but god damn pea protein tastes so bad why do they keep putting that shit in drinks

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My coworker told me I look like I'm 28

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If G0d is real he is probably really tired of me praying to complain about the design flaw where I can inhale water by accident when I'm drinking

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Why am I so obsessed with this wiggly nonsense

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I can't get that baroque shit out of my head

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@NateKindaMaybe Just ate seven bunches of asparagus and I'm here to say you're wrong

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Current goal of this phase is to say "I'm him" and mean it

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@feind4soup Bro literally

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Hello miss would you like an iced oat vanilla latte or an iced oat matcha today?

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I fall in love on the subway every day

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@dumbstupidmor0n Clown moment

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The most foolish thing a person can possibly do is wear Crocs without socks. Trust me.

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Bro Instagram has subscriptions now I already have no idea what I'm doing trying to monetize now I got more garbage to think about fffffffffk

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Anybody wanna do ether?

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I spilled an entire whiskey sours on my white shirt and the stain did not wash out