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light the song with sense and color

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Most “internet is not real life” situation I have ever experienced. Staidum was packed. Maybe 10 people protesting outside. I think it’s time I get offline

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Fans gathered outside Oracle Park after Giants pitchers objected to Pride Night attire, criticizing the team’s response. https://t.co/SxQ5CZhT1n

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@LttleGel @SherwoodStrauss Kershaw literally did this same shit

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Poor Tony. Just dropped a special and nobody gives a fuck about him here.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Shane Gillis tells @hicharliecotton he didn't love Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a "man"

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@SeoulDahmen @Panase31 @thoag91 I wouldn’t put chilis on my LinkedIn either

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@jeremylovesyall I always thought they just kicked him out bc he’s annoying as fuck

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@JBartin70707 @mdotnovo3 @OhioTate Probably people IRL… softball parents ya know

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Performative bullshit. End bedtimes permanently or don’t do it at all

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

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@jason_howerton I’m confused because these dudes all look different

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@kevin_smith45 @RLauletti The fuck are you doing buddy lol

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@nuel_irl How is this worse

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@Leaf_Cards @Cj__Breen @livvydunne Is the camera ma nervous or something my lord

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@SamIAm_69 Nerd

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One thing I like about my job is that they actually have chat gpt and Claude blocked lol

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@facefuckhead @bartlebytaco @what0kay Genius alert.

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@oldhippie6790 @joeroganhq You’ve never seen people planting trees or encouraging others to do so?

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@Trash_Man84 @Variety It’s funny

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Why are people acting like this dude and his sister have moral authority and should be listened too when it comes to politics?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

FINNEAS shares Instagram story about California gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer.

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@throwing_daniel Because they look good doing it?

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Does anyone besides Katie porter actually want her to be governor? Please speak up

[AdImpact Politics @AdImpact_Pol]

#CAPol: "Now, could you guys please get out of my shot?"

Katie Porter is up with a new #CAGov TV ad.

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@RollingStone @geese_band Jesus fucking Christ man