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Started tweeting in the coat check, but now im taken it to the streets...and the bathroom...and the bedroom...and the gynecologist's office. Fckin twitter...

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@jacktronprime I don’t think he’s thinking of the same debate we all saw 🙄

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@Liz_Wheeler Nope

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@ShaunaH26666 @RealCandaceO This is what it looks like when someone with a low iq and zero critical thinking skills is trying to play smart. It reminds me of when we had to argue with people during covid about why the vax and masking didn’t make sense 🤯

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@amiKozak This is so stupid

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@realalexclark Omg you’re so stupid

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@paramounttactcl This is the greatest line up of American patriots, love getting to see all of their faces together ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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@joerogan Y’all are crazy making this into a bigger deal than it is. He was literally in Utah while there was Charlie Kirk assassination related events going on. He did not say he was in Utah at the moment he got shot—but that seems to be the conclusion that people’s minds are jumping to.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

maybe #a coffee

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I want #kale and #quinoa and #corn and some #pecorino #cheese str8 2 da #facehole

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If being an adult means u have to get a job, and getting a job means u can't freely pick ur nose, then I don't wanna grow up. #foreveryoung

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I wish "terms and conditions" pop ups had an "agree to disagree" option.

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Sometimes there just aren't enough drugs. #forrestjunk

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Pretty sure I'd settle for dating a mannequin at RRL store...

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Sniper squad dudes must spend more time doing lunges than in shooting practice. They have that crouching tiger walk down to perfection.

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My gynecologist gave me muscle relaxers today for my chronic jaw pain. I Think he wants me to give more blowjobs & get less penetration.

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Maybe it's a good thing I haven't reached any level of success by age 27...bc those of you who did...wait, you aren't here to read this. :/

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Look out Fifty Shades of Boring:

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I think if Pitch Perfect were rated R, I could have pitched a perfect tent. #showerscenes FTW.

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Theres something funny bout girls keepin beauty magazines in the bathroom--ur trying to learn how to be beautiful while takin a shit #ironic