I love my baby sibling and the fact that she is Chappell Roan’s biggest fan is so funny to me until I immediately cry at the final pink pony club chorus any time i see it on tiktok
“Sour patch kids are made by the same people, they’re the exact same gummy just get sour patch kids” I wish it were that simple but “it’s not the same!!!!”
Being married is so hard bc what do you mean I know what ur favorite candy is but it requires mixing a candy (swedish fish) with at least two other candies (asst sour powder candies) to make your favorite candy (sour swedish fish)
its so sexy to me that kathryn and aubrey purposely avoided each other on set and only communicated through poetry and art to let the tension build so when they filmed together all that charged energy was released into the scene like yes thats what true lesbian yearning is
I think the worst thing I’ve done for our 9 year old is introduce Sunday scaries into her vocab bc she LOOOOVES to say she has the Sunday scaries any day of the week
Just had the absolute WORST experience with @OldNavy. $80 and multiple calls later and we've been told we will not receive our items or any sort of refund and there's nothing they can do about it. As a loyal member, I will NEVER shop again and will urge others not to too!
At the stage of my life where I bond more w parents of pre-teens in long term marriages than young single ppl my age bc family dynamics are sooooo fucked 👯👯👯
Leaving the car in the middle of the McDonald’s drive thru a block and a half away from your house bc you have to go to the bathroom so bad ur sick and the bathroom having a keypad lock is like a deep humiliating level of capitalist hell