jessie

She/her, 25
all rpf is a joke. i do not seriously claim the statements i produce. all for entertainment purposes.

[jessie @medivaljester]

omegaverse but make it more primal, with alphas actually growing and omegas with retractable canine teeth

[jessie @medivaljester]

my mind palace is so cracked what do you mean i can imagine jude bellingham interacting with superman 💆‍♀️

[jessie @medivaljester]

@roomoosports wait. that means u know the gems of the fandom. u got anything to rec 😭🤲

[jessie @medivaljester]

haalingham belly bulge where erling forces jude to feel him through his stomach WHO SAID THAT

[jessie @medivaljester]

@judeforerling wait what’s your ao3 handle

[jessie @medivaljester]

is ester a natural blonde? it looks so good to the point i’m questioning if i can get that done to my hair too ngl

[jessie @medivaljester]

okay RUDE why do you have to call me out

[jessie @medivaljester]

saw some people say “omg forget jude, i want his girl 😋” bby we know ur jealous and coping, it’s ok ❤️

[jessie @medivaljester]

saw some people say “omg forget jude, i want his girl 😋” bby we know ur jealous and coping, it’s ok ❤️

[jessie @medivaljester]

pretty privilege is a thing bc that second outfit is atrocious

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Jude Bellingham enjoying his Hawaii trip.

[jessie @medivaljester]

obsessive erling who doesn’t have a claim on jude bc they’re just friends 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ so he just comes off as weird and off putting to everyone else

[roo¹⁶ | f1, football @roomoosports]

did you notice that i usually draw them all with fangs? :) jude would love to be obsessed over, but he keeps a tough face sometimes just to see how erling would react

#haalingham #judebellingham #erlinghaaland

[jessie @medivaljester]

@mpregFC tiger 🐅? yay or nay

[jessie @medivaljester]

@judeforerling facts

[jessie @medivaljester]

to be fair i can’t even be cooking Olise either like damn i wouldn’t know what to do with all dat either

[jessie @medivaljester]

straight up a fetus oh my god

[az 🩵 @heyhaalingham]

september 14th 2020…. haalingham’s very first match together 🥺

[jessie @medivaljester]

@judeforerling https://t.co/3ei5YUMd0j a bring a gift

[jessie @medivaljester]

thinking about that one Mexican Novella, where a single father has a bunch of kids and he hires a live nanny who happens to be a stripper at night for extra money and the dad doesn’t know??? (memory foggy) anyways Alpha Erling hiring omega Jude, and they slowly fall in love

[jessie @medivaljester]

does sergio ramos know it’s ok to be bisexual in the year of our lord 2026