Noah Bilmes

Teacher, writer, baseball coach, entertainer, father.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

#safeschools1st https://t.co/VrqU5wuSBa

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

45 minutes later... Nothing's changed!

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Cinco de Mayo means big crowds at On the Border with little order outside and groups gathered inside. All waiting for food. And waiting. And waiting.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

#HomelandFinale Unexpectedly excellent conclusion to a series that started off strong, but muddled through the middle. Kudos for great finale!

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

@momstheword831 Best artist of the night!

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

#RedSox

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@sethadam1967 Coronavirus social distancing lunch was a success!

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

Why would J-Lo think that song was a good choice? #OneWorldTogetherAtHome

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

Social distancing lunch#2 with @isaacbilmes , courtesy of Chili's.

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@jabbermaster No cinnamon or sugar

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

Facemasks are out of stock, but there's no shortage of jockstraps available. Not only are they stylishly attractive, they're highly functional and sure to get admiring glances at grocery stores. #facemaskglamour

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

I hadn't seen my students in almost a month, so seeing them together like this is the best alternative.

[Norris Elementary @NorrisPandas]

Look who's reading @NorrisPandas! Those are our 5th grade reader leaders from Mr. Bilmes' class! Our pandas love reading!!!! 🐼❤️📚

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

The President today reminded me of a drunken uncle going around a wedding telling everyone how much he loves them.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

@WFSBnews Once or twice a week.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

@NBCConnecticut Holy cow! President Trump misspoke and admitted it? #strangebuttrue

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Trump wants to open up the nation by Easter because he clearly observes Christian holidays. For example, he gave up your grandparents for Lent.

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

No wonder our curve isn't flatter.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News is very concerned that this presidential candidate's brain isn't working

[Noah Bilmes @medunkball]

Social Distance Lunch with @isaacbilmes in the parking lot.

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

He's doing a heck of a job...#TrumpMadness