Matt Dunn

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

@mbta why aren’t you canable if running trains the length of your lines? Or, at a minimum, providing alerts of you deficiencies?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

@fitzbono @fitznud thanks. Second best act I've seen from North Carolina this year @BJBarhamTweets

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Turns out Chili Cheese Fritos taste exactly like what you would expect Chili Cheese Fritos to taste like

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

A voice activated remote seems like a good idea, until it starts responding to "watch Mickey"

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

As a society, do we have protocol on how to mete out justice to people at crosswalks who hit the walk button and then proceed to jaywalk?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

@MBTA just to be clear, no trains for ten minutes when I boarded the train, but at NQ there is magically traffic in front of us?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

@fitznud @fitzbono it will keep the crawfish hot as a chimney fire, we'll keep the beers nice & cold @TpTroubadours

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Not trying to tell anyone how do their job, but can we agree that all pre-8am sets by subway performers must always be acoustic?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Vanity license plates are so quaint...Here, have six characters to sum up the ethos of your life.

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Are we sure the players in the #NCAATOURNAMENT wouldn't rather play on the regular courts & pocket the money spent on the fancy new courts?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Does liking boxing instead of UFC qualify me as a hipster? #pleasesayno

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Christmas lights, because how else would I let the rest of the neighborhood know what time I go to bed at

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Did someone legally disprove the ending to Miracle On 34th Street, and that's why they had to change it for the remake?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

My son's favorite new toy is half a head of ice berg lettuce... Maybe I should have read some of those parenting books.

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Lions highlights on Red Zone, Gravy simmering on the stove, it's starting to feel a lot like Thanksgiving

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

My kid after breaking into the bathroom is essentially Cartman at Casa Bonita, just relishing every instant before he is apprehended

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

I need that spray foam that soccer refs have in order to show my dog where he can sit while my son eats

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

Maybe the cop that pulled me over last year only wanted to show me the short cut I now use on my way home from work each night

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

@WadeBowen @rrbchoir turned my back for two seconds, and he went & became a fan #whatishisreasontoquit?

[Matt Dunn @medunn23]

I'm heading to bed, let me know if Phil Simms ever successfully makes the painful adjustment of calling Michael Vick "Mike Vick"