Demetrius

i'm just here to talk about what i love and hate

[J. @jtweetsthings]

@meechietalks doesn’t do a lot of talking on here js….

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

Still need to change the batteries

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

I think I speak for all men when I say that this evil device needs to be banned and incinerated. 😤

[WORST TAPE @Ganger4eva]

Don’t say you’ll die for me
Just die

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

Netflix been making movesss since charging y'all rent prices for a membership

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

🚨 A reporter from the @nypost (@erichterrr) says he heard from a “well connected” source that the UFC’s next home will “almost DEFINITELY be Netflix”

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

I haven't replayed a Kendrick album like this since TPAB

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

@jtweetsthings

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

they gotta let me curate Obamas next playlist I'll make sure he's all the way tapped tf in

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

i gas it at left turn green lights draining gas unnecessarily for those behind me thats unselfishness

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

i taught one of my followers how to eat chicken wings and she acts like she doesn't know me, ima let god deal wit her

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

where the people who be doing random interviews in the street at? I'm tired of gatekeeping my french toast recipe

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

I'm so in denial about my age that every time i get random back pain I get a cartoon thought bubble displaying the timeline of events that could've possibly led to this pain

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

about to go turn up at a coffee shop

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

i fuck with trader joes it's my safe space

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

scientists need to study my dopamine levels when i see a good BBL

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

the meta for late capitalism is try EVERY new product and then wait

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

y'all don't want me to get in my bakery bag i'll make a nigga forget his entire meal plan for the love of fermented yeast

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

knew i was different when I refused to change my speed driving next to a cop

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

if im playin music for the group and niggas aren't secretly shazamming the songs on the lowest brightness ima feel a way

[Demetrius @meechietalks]

most of the music on my playlists came out in 2016