I’m going to a joburg braai today and I’ve decided I’m taking matters into my own hands. The fire will be on by latest 2pm and the meat will get going before 3. We’re not starting fires when the sun is about to set and everyone is quarter to starving.
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.