Meg

[Meg @meegannkeith]

my dog is more photogenic than me

[Meg @meegannkeith]

olive was the right & wrong answer

[Meg @meegannkeith]

“what’s your favorite shade of green?”

[roni @saloneboi13]

Omg?

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

idk who needs to hear this but they’d rather have a bucket of pickles than a bouquet of flowers

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

My new plumber is here. https://t.co/gngJwXjZnE

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

dishwashing duty

[Kevin Romanchik, BSN, RN (he/him) @kevin_ro]

Was this written by a hospital administrator

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣 @angelamavalla]

When I ask him if he would still love me if I was a slug and he says no:

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

it really is almost that time of year…

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[abigail @_acrobertson]

Sleep regressions are my kryptonite

[kim @KimmyMonte]

do flat earthers think all planets are flat or just this one?

[shan @shedge_10]

You’re welcome but can you please get me a raise

[-.- @theearthyvirgo]

Virgo: “idk, this shit making me nervous”