Michael Bovée

I once made an unintentional series of 3 tweets about little orphan annie over the span of a year, and I think that about sums it up.

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

pls stop clipping your keys onto your belt loops like it’s a fashion statement, we know you ain’t a janitor

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

If your coffee shop doesn’t have a couch or lounge chairs then honestly what’s the point?

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

no more podcasts until we can figure out how to make a good one

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

Do you ever get the feeling that every accordion must be a little bit dirty? Like there’s gotta be crazy dust in the folds of those things

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

I just fell out of a coconut tree and do not exist in the context of all in which I live and what came before me

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

I cannot stand tiktok shop.“guys I just bought the viral can opener” INSTANTLY BLOCKED

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

I have never noticed the millennial pause nor has it ever affected me

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Would you rather have a…

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Eating an apple while browsing facebook marketplace is an indescribable sensory experience

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The real friends are the bathrooms we used along the way.

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all is most

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@zachunke @JessicaBovee1D omg me too

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amazon will really ask you to subscribe and save to anything like thanks but i don't need a monthly fitbit band

[Michael Bovée @meekelbovee]

sometimes i:

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i'm having my most adhd-ridden night i've had in a while

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shirley temple's last name was darling dvd collection

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Spotify wrapped isn't fun for me because I have no taste

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@KwikTrip I think they used to be the same thing but they broke up 💔