Michael Mittelstadt

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[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@SwiftOnSecurity I mean, sure, yeah, this is _one_ way to avoid python versioning/vendoring nightmares.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

So Twitter is going through a straightedge phase?

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@LusciousPear Try going in November when it’s dark, too.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose If only it were a shitposting site.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose I’m at the point where it would be cheaper to get a new fridge. For my stove, uncommon knobs 100 bucks each or get it from Florida man on eBay who also sells 3D printed MAGA keychains.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose @twinfrey Newton, Cambridge, Brookline, Somerville, Waltham MA. All blue suburbs like that. I live out in a blue exurb but I love going to those places.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@LusciousPear Two weeks, at least.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose I’m constantly saying this. “We just need to do the second 90% now!”

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@giladrom Are these free-range grass-fed chairs or have they been in the feedlot like this for a while?

[Susan Swain @cspanSusan]

.@cspan's #HouseSpeaker vote coverage is getting kudos. FYI: Our non-profit network doesn't get a dime of gov $$. Sadly, we're not avail to all pay TV customers, importantly @YouTubeTV and @hulu. Please help convince them to add C-SPAN to their lineups by liking and retweeting.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

None of this came up as a show stopper in due diligence for an 11-digit-wide purchase price? This whole report is bananas.

[Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby]

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@stevesuehring The run books are totally up to date, everything will be just fine.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

Before Twitter disappears, I wanted to share a horrifying thought that crossed my mind. I'm now as old as the Boomers were when Windows 95 came out.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@LusciousPear I’ve been resisting because I, like, have things to get done.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

Ok, @Instacart.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose It’s just _seems_ like it’s Boomer and GenX options because the youngs don’t email

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@nrose The reality is bursts of incredible feats but mostly meetings.

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

How many Exabytes of storage is used at Gmail for storing the incessant pleading of the Democratic Party?

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

Sometimes a ride on Strava needs to be something a bit more than "Afternoon Ride"

[Michael Mittelstadt @meekmichael]

@awscloud According to the service quotas API the limits are pretty far below the sky. Filed a ticket again.