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i think too much

[Muse @xmuse_]

The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

me 🤝 redbull

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

not my coworker saying four loko is a crackhead drink 😭

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

I’m so type A but then so type B about other shit. 😭

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

god bless america 🇺🇸

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

god bless my mechanics heart, love u leroy

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

11 year old Milena would be so proud

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

just keep moving + everything will resolve itself

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

I really don’t get the frenchie hype……….. squished face ass dog that can’t cuddle without hacking and snorting all over you

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

I’m such a drinkey- drink girl. whether it’s tea, coffee, a cocktail, or a mocktail I always wanna be sipping on something.

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

watching all the people leaving the clubs as I’m rushing to work this morning like pls take me with you

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

I remember hearing romping shop for the first time at 11 years old thinking it was neyo………….. boy was I wrong

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

Not a 9 year old boy calling me yapatron yesterday 😭😭😭

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

WHY DID MY CUSTOMER SEND ME HIS BACHATA MIXTAPE I AM SCREAMING 😭😭😂

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

The constant battle between should I go out or stay in and rest 😭

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

It’s always the person WHO’S NOT BUYING that has the most to say

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

Nothing worse than closing a deal and right as your leaving a spouse/family member show up with a fresh set of objections 😭

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

The amount of random people who have my number is absurd

[m🌻 @meeleh_]

nothing more comfy than my bed 🫶