Myles Carter

he/him;Singer/Actor/Storyteller; Founder of Ketema Productions; Usually wrong but tries his best

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

I genuinely hoped that Eminem hadn’t become a rambling old man and would release an album worthy of the goat status that his people give him. I guess hope is for the weak lol.

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Treasure Planet is just One Piece but Luffy has the space-space fruit and Zoro is half robot and huge

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Strike is over, so I’m gonna say, if you have the time, go watch S2 of Loki. It’s phenomenal.

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

There’s no better feeling than doing the thing you thought was “too crazy” and realizing you had it in you the whole time

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

This tweet rocks out of context

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

See, I’m never telling ppl on the internet where I’m eating. Cuz now we got ppl weaponizing gentrification and trying to blow up good eats spots for NO REASON OTHER THAN EGO.

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

I’ve been confusing Here Lies Love and Love Never Dies for months and no one corrected me

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER WROTE THE SCHOOL OF ROCK MUSICAL??? 😭😭😭 HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Stephen Sondheim made some annoying ass music 😭. Our Little World damn near gives me a menty b every time it comes into the rotation

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Let me play Dwayne Johnson in his biopic

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

@ClaraPetta More so the last one, but with vibes of each

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Invention: Fast Escalator

An escalator that’ll fuckin launch u if ur not careful, but by gawd will it get u to ur destination quickly

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Sometimes, the attempt is just as important, if not more important, than the result. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

I just witnessed a man catcall a woman while wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog costume. There’s literally no way I’m actually awake rn

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

I feel like if you hear Smooth Criminal and don’t intrinsically and genetically start shaking ass… EVEN A LIL BIT…. You’re probably untrustworthy

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

@jimmyjegs 20 of those kills were stolen from me

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

Who would’ve thought that me and a CGI Cocaine-Addicted Black Bear would have so much in common?

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

I lowkey miss the lockdown. Some of y’all keep playin me and I’m SICK and TI’ED

[Myles Carter @meelesyea]

@omnikron_ I guess this really IS loss

[Browntable @Browntable_Ent]

This but it’s Cocaine Bear and everyone has to do cocaine to start the movie