amelia

twitter's most delightful woman

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leaving this site after 17 years : ( fuck all the losers in power. if you need my occasional lukewarm takes and updates on what my bf says in his sleep you can follow me on bluesky @ delightfulwoman. bye!

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God I love living on a planet in a solar system 26,000 lightyears from the galactic center in a galaxy 100,000 lightyears in diameter in a universe with a 46.508 billion lightyear radius

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Have taken 70 antibiotic pills in the past two months. God is god

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Chappell Roan song is playing in the urologists office waiting room while I wait to get a super sensitive DNA test for my recurrent and complicated UTI ♥️😋😍

[ｓｐｉｒｉｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｅｈｉｖｅ @thespiritoftheb]

brooklyn, DC and philly have officially been rescheduled for march. all tickets will automatically be good for these new dates, otherwise contact your point of purchase for refunds.

hoping to reschedule the rest asap but it’s a slow process ♥️

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I made it out in case anyone cares and I’m not sick

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Do I go see Molly Nilsson or do I stay home bc I’m sick and regret it forever

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Do I go see Molly Nilsson or do I stay home bc I’m sick and regret it forever

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Can’t wait to die because doctors have been mistreating me for five weeks with a sidesplitting level of incompetency

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17 hours until I finally get to see a UROLOGIST 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Trying too hard

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Really getting knowledgeable about biofilms

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Can’t wait to see my MAN tonight

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Going to see a specialist in a few days after four weeks of pain and fatigue.. I pray this man heals me otherwise I’ll start putting my faith in god

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My friend brought a girl on a first date to the bar I work at last week… imagine my surprise when I see that same girl bringing a busted matrix version of my friend to the bar last night. The horror when she locked eyes with me

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@gameing_genious Can the so-called DOCTOR OF SMELLS speak to a SOUND

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If I had a dime for the number of times doctors have dismissed my concerns from the outset in the past month … I’d have at least 50 cents

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Grimace’s fabric looks cheap af

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I need the hawk tuah girl to help me lift the curse presently laying waste to me and my loved ones. Oh and the whole world

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@Mylifeinshamble Uuuufhhh sending love ♥️

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If one more person tells me I simply pulled a muscle I am going to have a tantrum. I know my body and it’s been a month of VERY specific pain

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This PA just looked me dead in the eye and said “it’s completely normal” about an ultrasound report that the hospital had literally told me was abnormal