📽️ OPENING: Canada's selection for this year's Best International Feature Oscar, UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE is an acclaimed absurdist comedy set "somewhere between Tehran and Winnipeg," from director Matthew Rankin (the wonderfully weird THE TWENTIETH CENTURY). Starts Fri @ Park Lane.
I think the titular "Someday soon, when it's safe, everyone will have always been against this" day is probably going to be as soon as tomorrow. Prepare to be driven completely insane
pisses me off when people go "oh btw it's actually Champing at the bit not Chomping". bro I am not a horse. we're talking about me here. if it were me i'd be chomping. due to not having horse teeth
tuna doesn't actually give you mercury poisoning. i spread that rumour so that sales would plummet and rio mare lemon and black pepper tuna would go on sale more often
the 45 seconds you spend standing outside the tesla uber trying to figure out how that dumbfuck handle works is 45 seconds of your life that elon took away from you. remember that
people who don't like birds have a sickness in their soul but people who keep birds in their house also have a sickness in their soul. so it's a bell curve i guess
“one must imagine sisyphus happy” i think to myself as i once again enter into a conversation with a man that i know will eventually piss me the fuck off