theprettymermaid

I live a life full of glitter, perfect hair and seashells! ♥
I'm a mermaid, follow me into the ocean.
#meermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

You're just mad because I get to wear a bathing suit top 24/7 and I'm covered in glitter #mermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

LMAO why are you so cocky bitch you're not a mermaid ;)

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

Rain... what the hell is that ? #mermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

Humans bitchessss wish they had a fin #keepdreaming #meermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

Hey I just met you but this is crazyy but Im a mermaid so lets get married 💋💋💋 #meermaidpr0bz

[morgan taylor @mrstaylor621]

We will not ever be eighteen again, again.

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

Sigh.. Someone come play with my hair #meermaidpr0bz 🐬😘

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#ThingsBoysSayAfterRejection Nothing, they just swim away and cry because they'll never find a hotter mermaid than me 🐬🐠🏊💙 #meermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#4WordsAfterABreakUp I prefer sailors anyway 😉 #meermaidpr0bz

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

But honestly, who do you have to make a deal with to find a hot sailor boyfriend.. #mermaidproblems

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#CheatingIsOkayIf you don't mind being zapped by king triton #hellkillyou

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#CheatingIsOkayIf you live above water. We don't tolerate that shit under here.

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts But I already know how to apply glitter and brush my hair.....

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

He says swim, I say how far #mermaidproblems

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

I cant stand when my seashell top loses its sparkles #mermaidproblems ✨🌟👎

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#YourTextGotIgnoredBecause do you honestly think I get service under the sea?

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#MyLastWordsBeforeIDie I'm really a mermaid

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

I don't need fancy things and dimond rings.. Being a mermaid is good enough for me 💙🐠🐚🐬

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#IfItWereUpToMe my fin wouldn't define our relationship #SoWhatifImAMermaid

[theprettymermaid @meermaidpr0bz]

#IfItWereUpToMe Summer would be year round! Try swimming in the ocean in the winter... #mermaidproblems