Michelle Chan Bennett

dumb bitch.
performer @ucbtny RIP.
technically seen in @vulture
Co-Host of "The Hump with Maddie & Michelle" with @maddieisanice1
(she/her)

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after my joke bombs on the zoom meeting

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my parenting secret is that my kid will be chubby and/or a late bloomer and thus forced to develop a personality

[My First Dungeon @myfirstdungeon]

“It be what it do.”

Listen to our first ever guide-less game of Wanderhome.

https://t.co/2qhyQQY0lR

Featuring: @shenuque @ahepwo23 @meeshibee @morebluebs

#wanderhome #ttrpg

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“would you rather have sex or watch a cartoom movie with me and we’re friends?” - @noshjasser

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too young to be a pretty little liar. too old to be a new pretty little liar.

Still pretty, little and a liar.

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@noshjasser

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the yeast infection industrial complex

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@Matt_Rain Pressing f to pay respect

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Someone was so unnecessarily mean to me today it was camp and so sadly now i have to stan it.

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@DaveCSaxon relatable king

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@thekatesisk to be this way is an utter humiliation! please consider exclusively this factor!

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@noshjasser

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i know about the free lunch

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i could cum from someone remembering literally any single fact about me

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Dominance

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might fuck around and name my children the following:
-Technique
-Density
-Syllable

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the funniest people in the world are the editors at Bravo

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it’s giving @JayCatch at brunch

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@samstanish they did us dirty w this

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@noshjasser @AmirKhanStuff Chibi josh sending me